[Music by: T. Wulff, Stewart] Strapped on the table, prepared for gore Must complete my ghoulish chore Below the crypt, beneath the tomb Cremation stench fills the room Skin is seared, brains pulsate Parts melt off, on the tray Flesh burns, innards boil Your turn is next, prepare the foil Into the furnace Into the oven Cremation's now complete Remove the steaming sheet Strapped on the table, prepared for gore Must complete my ghoulish chore Below the crypt, beneath the tomb Cremation stench fills the room Skin is seared, brains pulsate Parts melt off, on the tray Flesh burns, innards boil Your turn is next, we're out of oil